Amusing spam

I occasionally like to view the spam comments that my blog's built-in filter has blocked. Some of them are quite amusing:

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I'm glad that spam comments are stored in the filter; not that it would be difficult for me to disallow them but it's fun that they're in their own directory so I can laugh at them anytime.