I wrote this joke in 2008 for that year's Christmas crackers:
"Why did the perfectionist end up with a house with no carpeting? He told the builder he wanted a “flawless” home."
Granted, in reality a "floorless" home would just have a dirt base or be built over a hole going all the way over to the other side of the planet, but I think this is a good joke regardless.
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