This is the New Year's greeting I posted to Facebook earlier:
"Wishing everybody a Happy New United States Presidential Election Year.
If you enjoyed 2015's season of the political show, with all its
eccentric and fun-filled characters, 2016 is guaranteed to be even more
action-packed! Watch partisans from all sides slug it out against both
each other and supposed "moderates" in a metaphorical arena of
ideologies. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that never seems to
Happy New Year!