Friday 14 August 2015

Yet another douchebag-infused breakup

It's been well over a year and a half since I last posted about "douchey breakups"; as such, the time is ripe for my fifth post on this subject. The other day, I was watching a video by comedian and YouTuber IISuperwomanII:


At about 6:03, IISuperwomanII reads out the following question: "My boyfriend broke up with me today over a text message that said, 'Wanna see a magic trick? Poof! You're single.' What should I do now?"

As detestable as that text message was, I ended up laughing out loud at the absurdity of it even though I knew it was wrong to do so. Seriously...a magic trick? IISuperwomanII's advice was akin to, "don't bother with him" and she referred to the guy as a "joke"; I agree with her! It is a douchey manner in which to terminate a romantic relationship.

While this method is merely the "Text Message Breakup", the ridiculousness of the person conducting the breakup warranted a blog post. My other blog posts about this matter are here: (1), (2), (3), (4).

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  1. I made it to 4 minutes.
    The funniest thing about this post is you saying douchebag.
    :)

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  2. My 2nd ex broke up with me over AIM. Remember AOL Instant Messenger? Yeah... and during that breakup IM he demanded I get medicated. I don't think there was any wit to it at all - it was pretty nasty. Now that is douchebaggery.

    And he didn't even return some of the stuff I lent him. I gave him back the stuff he lent and gave me. >_<

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    1. Makes the "magic trick" seem tame by comparison. :/

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    2. Yeah... when people complain about tame breakups... I just sigh and wish I had tame ones.

      The first one was just as bad... sans him suggested I get medicated ASAP. He ghosted and finally after 5 days, he broke up with me over the phone.

      I dated two bloody twits.

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