It's been well over a year and a half since I last posted about "douchey breakups"; as such, the time is ripe for my fifth post on this subject. The other day, I was watching a video by comedian and YouTuber IISuperwomanII:
At about 6:03, IISuperwomanII reads out the following question: "My boyfriend broke up with me today over a text message that said, 'Wanna see a magic trick? Poof! You're single.' What should I do now?"
As detestable as that text message was, I ended up laughing out loud at the absurdity of it even though I knew it was wrong to do so. Seriously...a magic trick? IISuperwomanII's advice was akin to, "don't bother with him" and she referred to the guy as a "joke"; I agree with her! It is a douchey manner in which to terminate a romantic relationship.
While this method is merely the "Text Message Breakup", the ridiculousness of the person conducting the breakup warranted a blog post. My other blog posts about this matter are here: (1), (2), (3), (4).